I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)