I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)