Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)