The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)